Thursday 27 December 2018

My family and other filthy animals

I got so moved by xmas spirit this year that I even wrote a poem about my family.



My Family and Other Filthy Animals 

They say in these days family's been replaced with friends,
Our co-workers now, our brothers, sisters and mum,
Blood bonds replaced with customers and colleagues,
Our walk through life with the people from college.

But will this doth do when the oil doth run out,
And everything's been eaten even the pet mouse.
When the purge is administered from those up on high, 
Those Billionaires, those masters, those one percentiles.

For those who have followed the orders of them,
Will now find themselves in a predicament.
For the masters will ensure their blood line will not die out,
Their children their treasures, their legacy and life.

From hence their orders will follow a theme,
For those who have abandoned all family for friends.
The Masters will no longer say' Devote your life to this brand, your promotion, the dividends and our shareholder plan',
They will no longer say ' Kill the birds and the bees and destroy all of nature to feed my incessant greed'.
The Masters will now say' Now please lay down your life'
So that my children and family survive

So next time we think our family are twats,
Remember this ditty about a brain hack.

Our family may be annoying, our sister a bitch,
our brother a dickhead, our dad a prick, 
Our mother a nutter, our uncle a pig.
Our aunty a swine, our cousin a brat
But we should never forget....
They are the best chance we have 

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