Thursday 6 February 2014

Beryl and Liz- Thee Bryans

Here's another track from the musical story 'Songs of Praise' by thee Bryans. Its a story of the adventures of a young naturalist in the modern world. In this part of the story, the young naturalist, Bryan, sets up his own wildlife gardening company and hopes he can make the world a better place by creating biodiveristy gardens in his neighbourhood- thinking globally by acting locally. However instead of changing the world he gets caught by two lesbians who trap him when he goes round to do a wildlife garden quote and they keep him locked up in the cellar. After years of not returning home to his family they believe he has gone forever and forget about him. However all is not lost because over time one of the lesbians falls in love with him and then together they kill the other lesbian, Bryan has a sex change pretends he is the dead lesbian and lives out his days as a woman called Liz- nobody is any the wiser.

Luckily for Bryan it turns out to be just a strange day dream and then he gets on with planting up his butterfly and bee border.
 


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4 comments:

Lee Dingain said...

"instead of changing the world he gets caught by two lesbians who trap him when he goes round to do a wildlife garden quote and they keep him locked up in the cellar" Bloody classic!!! So glad this isn't based on a true story???

Peter Alfrey said...

They could sue for this!..... but they will never find it.

Steve Gale said...

Is this wishful thinking Peter or autobiographical?

Peter Alfrey said...

Most of it actually happened- although some of it I made up- so a bit of both :-)